there's pimples on my butt...please help!?

Make sure to exfoliate the area! Also make sure that after doing any vigorous activity that you change your clothes because any sweat will just make you break out more. Also try tea tree oil, it tends to help get rid acne on other areas better than it does on the face. (You can buy it at The Body Shop in a diluted form, or at any drugstore.)

I'll assume you wash your butt on a regular basis, as most people do these days--but make sure you apply something to your skin after washing to replace the natural skin oils that are striped off after cleansing. If you don't the pores of your skin will will be open to bacteria that may contribute to the zits in the first place.

Do you wipe off the toilet seat before you use it? This could be the source of your problem esp. if others use it. You really don't know how clean their rear ends are, and and simple mixture of ammonia and water should do the trick.

Not to sound like a clean freak here, but others have tried the above and gotten good results

Put Milk of Magnesia on them.

ewwwww you have a weird disease...use cold water with salt and vinegar and mayoneeise ...no ham! you should be fine..ps, what the hell were you sitting on? sitting on hot cars gives you **** like that..

How did you figure that out lol

Don't worry, I had one. They will go away.