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Scott W asked in SportsBaseball · 1 decade ago

Could you please supply me with the following?

I am looking for the BEST "The Pittsburgh Pirates are so bad..." joke since I am a Pirate fan and have nothing else to do until Thursday night, when the Steelers begin defense of their Super Bowl title.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The Pittsburgh Pirates are so bad they don't even have anybody good enough to trade to other teams anymore.

  • 1 decade ago

    My favorite Pittsburgh Pirate joke is actually a riddle:

    Who or what is dumber than a Pirate fan?

    Answer: A smart Pittsburgh Steeler fan.

    Good? Huh?

  • 1 decade ago

    The Pittsburgh Pirates are so bad that on Baseball Bat night the fans gave the bats to the team.

  • 1 decade ago

    This site has quite a bit of Pittsburgh Pirates jokes, not necessarily, are bad jokes, but still some funny ones indeed.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The Pittsburgh Pirates are so bad, but at least they don't pay off the umpires to win a World Series like the Steelers paid off the refs to win both of their last two Super Bowls.

  • 1 decade ago

    The Pirates are so bad, they signed two pitchers from India, who have never pitched before....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I cant wait until the Steelers beat the Titans on Thursday

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