Will you read it? I dont know if you will.?

Five surgeons are discussing who are the

best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on

my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is

numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything

inside them is colour-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best;

everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those

guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and

when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on.. There's no

guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two

moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable!