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Read this joke: The Affair?
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,'
she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'
'What's this?' the husband inquired
as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied.
'The Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too.'
No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned!
with a sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
5 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
ha ha ha
good one hears one 4 u.
this is nothing like yours.
Sex Pills
There's this woman and her husband's whose sex life wasn't doing that great. So she went to the doctor and the doctor gave her a bottle of pills and ordered her to put one pill into her husband's coffee every morning.
So the first morning she does as the doctor said and that night the sex was great, so the next day she decides to put two pills in and instantly the husband is horny.
Finally, on the third day she puts the whole bottle in and it's CRAZY, all day they just had sex.
A couple of days later the doctor called to see how everything was going and a little boy answered the phone. The doctor asked, "How's your daddy been?"
The boy answered, "Well, let's put it this way, my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my *** hurts, and my dad's on the front porch saying here Kitty Kitty Kitty"!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
that is one funny joke ha ha ha ...
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