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Drug test... I smoked like 3 days ago, what do I do?
Alright, maybe it was my negligence, but I smoke weed weekly thinking that this "seasonal" job position wouldn't give a hoot about their employees personal life. I was mistaken and today I need to take a drug screening test.
My friend suggested drinking a gallon of water, and when I get to the last inch of water add surgel to it and chug it. Because it will coat the intestines... or something...
Any other suggestions? What REALLY works? Something you would suggest for anyone in need. =( Cuz I really need it.
(And anyone who posts with "maybe you shouldn't smoke" or along those lines will have their answer reported.)
14 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
nothing works but time. coating your intestines and other such non-sense doesn't work.
- Anonymous5 years ago
There is nothing that you can do at this point to pass the test. Marijuana takes 10 to 90 days to clear your system. The best course of action is to admit to your parents that you did indeed smoke pot and come to a family decision about the consequences. Being honest about it up front may not seem wise to you but it will give you a leg up with most reasonable parents (depending on your history of drug use, of course). Good Luck!
- 1 decade ago
Yeah, I know how you feel. Who really gives a f*ck if you smoke or not. But i'm gonna help you out, cuz I had the same problem. :]
Okay, so if you go to a smoke shop or a GNC. Ask them for a system cleaner, so you can drug test. They sell them like everywhere. And they even sell fake pee that you can strap to your leg to keep warm. There are tons of ways to get a clean pee test. If you know where a near smoke shop is though, you might want to try there first. Good Luck.
- playfulfishLv 41 decade ago
On this short of notice your best solution is to either buy some pee at your local headshop (The kind you strap to your leg to keep warm). Friends of mine have had to do this, it works great. If you don't have any money the condom route and finding a clean friend to pee in it would work too. Good luck! No amount of cranberry juice/water/sweating etc. is gonna get it out of your system fast enough if the test is very soon and you're a regular smoker.
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- 1 decade ago
same thing happened to a friend of mine, since its a pee test I'm guessing it won't leave the body for 30 days, or around there.
try to sweat A LOT, and pee A LOT, and drink a lot of water, and green tea.
and trying to find those cleansing kits could.
good luck!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
if the drug test is a urine test, get a friend to do it for you
or take a sample of their urine in with you and pour it into the test cup
pretty much thats the only way its worked for people i know =]
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Have a clean friend urinate in a condom for you. You then can ductape the condom to the inside of your leg. Actually you can do it in a glue bottle which is better because then you can emulate the urinating.
- 1 decade ago
There's a product called "The Stuff" my friend said he pays $20. It really works though.
- NashvegasLv 71 decade ago
A friend of mine uses the fake pee that is sold @ head shops and swears it works.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Drink alot of cranberry juice and drink water, you'll be good.