how can i get my puppy to go to the bathroom quicker?

Praise doesn't mean much to most dogs. If you had to do something that made you "miserable," as you put it, would you be more willing to do it if you were given a pat on the head or $20? Give her $20! When she relieves herself outside, give her a handful of delicious, tiny treats such as chicken, string cheese, hot dog or whatever she goes crazy for. As she gets the hang of it, you can give her more rewards or better rewards for doing her business faster and faster.

EDIT: Oh, yes, do "name" the action of her relieving herself! Decide a command (you can say "go potty," "do your business," or you can put a separate command on peeing and pooping). Just as she begins to go, say the command, and as soon as she's done, reward her like crazy. Be consistent and always say the cue. It'll probably take her awhile, but she will eventually associate the verbal cue with the action, and you'll be able to specifically tell her to go when you need her to go.

put potty on command, when you go outside and you see her start to squat down to go say, go pee pee or go poo poo and as she starts to tell her good girl and once shes done give her a super treat, something she doesn't always get like a little piece of chicken or a tiny piece of hot dog. It will take several attempts to do it but she will start to associate the cue with a reward once she does.

The fastest way to get my dog to take care of business is to go for a walk. I mean, a walk. Not around your typical pee/poo spot, out and about the neighborhood.

This may encourage her to "mark territory" where she smells other scents. Also the movement/exercise may increase the real need over desire.

I have proven this to work and it sometimes only takes less than 5 minutes. Location, location, location. Make it interesting to want to be outside, a time to explore...

ok, does your dog tell you when she needs to go out? I had this same problem with mine and this is how I fixed it. I wait until she says shes gotta go. then i play with her and make her run arouind for like 10 minutes before i take her. When she goes pee, say go pee or whatever you want as a command. Just keep repeating it. I say potty for pee. Ill say go potty, go potty, while she is peeing. Then I say go poopy go poopy while she poops. After each she gets a cookie. It took a few weeks, but now i bring her out and lets say if its cold or raining or at 2 am lol ill say go poopy and she will. I say go potty and she does. our potty breaks used to be like 20 minutes, but now they are less than 5.

It's good for a dog to go for outside walks, so why rush this?

She needs exercise anyway.

However, if you want to speed things up, try a catch phrase (go potty -- let's go, go, go") and then praise and reward when she follows through.

I tell one of my dogs "do your thing" and he does, the others just take their time, however. Some things can't be rushed.

I have 2 chihuha's and it takes them forever it seems like to go to the bathroom. I am not for sure why though. I think that they like to explore more than anything. I am not for sure. This is a good question! I am sure that there are alot of dogs out there that take forever to go to the bathroom when you take them out.

Set a solid housetraining program and stick with it. This method is very effective.

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Um have you tried a pee pad for inside or for outside they have this thing that you stick in ground and smells like you know what and it makes them pee for *poop* idk my dog does same thing but winter my dog does everything quickly then goes back in

Did you ever try to put a puddle pad in the house so that she dose not have to go out side.