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Ajay asked in SportsHockey · 1 decade ago

If you could have any NHL player (past or present) Fight any celebrity who would it be?

My choice would be PJ Stock vs Ashton Kutcher

Because the only thing better than seeing Kutcher get knocked out, would be kutcher getting knocked out and then having Stock wave to everyone who saw it.

Aslo Paris Hilton vs Zdeno Chara would be a fun one.

:-)

Update:

Lets straighten a few things out, Paris hilton is no woman, and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWLFca67ng IMO is the proper response to "thats hot"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    well i would love to see zdeno chara kick the living **** outta sean avery

    but hes not really a celeb so i geuss id say kanye west vs. chara

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd stay up to watch these...

    Matthew Barnaby vs. Ellen DeGeneres

    Tie Domi vs. Pee-wee Herman (Paul Reubens)

    Zdeno Chára vs. Phil McGraw

    Georges Laraque vs. Kanye West

    Ray Emery vs. Rosie O'Donnell

    Andrew Peters vs. Richard Simmons

    Theoren Fleury vs. Sarah Palin

    Bob Probert vs. Tom Cruise

    Dave Semenko vs. D!ck Cheney

    Tony Twist vs. Horatio Caine (David Caruso)

  • 1 decade ago

    Mike Danton vs Lindsay Lohan

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ken Danyko vs. Lindsay Lohan

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  • 1 decade ago

    You said past or present.

    I like Terry O'Rielly against Avery.If there was anyone who could take Avery out it would be him.

    SSDD: Since when has a pro sports player not been a celebrity?They make as many commercials and appearances as the film stars.

    Otherwise if I have to choose a person not involved in sports maybe Terry could go with Dick Chaney as long as Chaney left his guns at home for fear he would accidentally shoot a bystander.

  • I'd like to see Bob Probert destroy every reality tv star. If Bob gets tired his ole' buddy Joey Kocur can step in and help out.

    Anyone under the age of 30 caught wearing an ironic Fedora (for the younger set) gets to have a twirl with Derek Boogaard.

  • Siggy
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    1 decade ago

    In the Battle of Boston:

    Milan Lucic beats up on Ben Affleck

    In the Battle of the B*tches:

    Mike Ribeiro beats up on Tyra Banks

    In the Colorado Combat:

    David Koci beats up on Richard Heene (of the Balloon Boy fame)

    In the Texas Tilt:

    Steve Ott beats up on George W. Bush

  • 1 decade ago

    I would enjoy a fight between any celebrity tough guy (Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel etc.) and Laraque. Also seeing Clooney get his *** kicked would be nice.

    I doubt Chara would engage in a fight like that, and I'm not so sure it would be fun to watch. Unless you're the type of person who enjoy watching women being dropped dead by one punch.

  • 1 decade ago

    I hate to say this, but I would like to see Sean Avery and/or Donald Brashear beat up Paris Hilton.

  • I go for the Tag Team.. Bob Probert and Dave Schultz versus Oprah Winfrey and Pres. Obama( well, he does think he is a celebrity).

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