If we do this, can we bring Jesus back sooner?

Well ....... chasten thyself, bridle thy tongue dear brother, for thou shalt

surely bringth condemnation upon thy head ...... from Al Gore and his bunch ...

and beware .... doth thou realizeh how muchth 50 gallons of gas costth ?? ...

Hallelujah ! ...... and pass the plate .......

That is funny, but it is a serious issue really. Mankind is destroying the Earth without any letup and continue without any fear for the future. God is not impressed with this but still he waits until man has no future to continue with civility or control of this Earth. Until then things will remain the same, so if people do look for God there is still time.

http://www.watchtower.org/

I sense this is an ironic question, so I offer my lulz; if not: A) I sincerely hope you consider doing the christian thing; which would be forestalling judgment day until all are saved, otherwise your basically damning us non-belivers to hell by speeding up the process that's got to be a sin. B) You terrify me.

Sadly there are Christian nutjobs out there who think it doesn't matter what we do to destroy the planet because they are going to get swept up into heaven and the rest of us will be left with the mess.

Fortunately, although these southern baptist idiots make a lot of noise and think they are very important, they represent less than one percent of the world's population.

I bet these christ nutjobs would help you speed it up and say "yay we're going to heaven soon"...almost like another jim jones process

50 gallons!?! purleez...

it's only another couple of years to 2012 why so impatient.

atheist.

No. Jesus is not coming back at all.

No, child.