How can I fill out my housing application so I'm guaranteed a single..... some golden karma points!?

Hi guys,

I was accepted to a college early (yay!), so I'm filling out my housing application, and I'm stuck.

I really want a single, and the college I'm going to has a TON of singles. Yes, there are plenty of singles for first years. The problem is that the dorm I want fills up with upperclassmen, and there are only about ~20 spots for frosh, and they're all in singles. The dorm is half doubles and half singles in two connected buildings, and I really want to live in the singles half of the building.

Frosh do get these singles, they just play the system with their housing app so they're guaranteed a single. I talked to one who put that she had super strange sleeping patterns and stuff like that. I get bouts of insomnia and stuff like that, and I can't fall asleep in my room if anyone else is awake in my house. How should I play that?

Here are the questions on the app... what can I say that will get me a single without claiming some weird medical thing or sounding like a freak they should rescind?

List extracurricular interests... List intended major...

Rank each statement from 1 to 9, with 1 as the strongest preference. Answer each statement with a Yes or No.

I wish to be assigned to a single-sex floor. (the dorm I want is all co-ed with only one single sex floor for women... I don't really care if it's coed)

I wish to be assigned to a dorm with its own dining hall

I prefer a single (check box) double (check box)

I prefer a roommate who shares my academic interests

I have physical/medical needs that require special consideration in my housing application

I prefer to study with background noise (like music)

I am neat

I prefer a roommate who is neat

I am an extrovert and social

I prefer a roommate who is an extrovert and social

I go to bed before midnight

I prefer a roommate who goes to bed before midnight

List any factors that would help find a good match....

List any medical conditions that affect housing.... (like allergies.....I'm allergic to a lot of things (peanuts, sulfa). Should I put that in to ensure a single?)

Thanks so much for reading! Y'all are so awesome for doing this!