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9 random hockey questions that you know you wanna answer!?!?

Hi all, haven't been on here for a while. How are all of yinz?

1) Who, out of everybody in the NHL, is surprising you the most this year?

2) Who are you expecting more out of but you're not getting what you want?

// what do you expect from them

3 You're forced to change your first name to a current player's first name... what first name do you choose?

4) Quick! i'm trying to get tickets to the pens/lightning game in march. The pens are my favorite team but Ryan Malone is my favorite player. Do i wear my malone/pens or my malone/lightning shirt?

5) Speaking of my favorite man in the NHL, what are you thoughts on him this season?

6) You have to rename hockey something other than hockey, what is you decision?

7) You're forced to change your first name to a current player's first name... What first name do you choose?

8) Ben & Jerry's is making a new ice cream flavor. What player would you make the ice cream after and what would the ingredients be?

9) If you could be a college buddy of any player in the NHL, who would you choose? (Let's pretend everybody's went to college haha)

Some of these may be extremely lame questions; don't judge me!

Update:

my question was reported and removed.

but then i got it unremoved. mwahaha trolls.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    1. The lower-seeded playoff teams in the West - Los Angeles, Colorado, and Phoenix. And the fact that Detroit has been out of the playoff picture until recently.

    2. I was expecting Pekka Rinne to consolidate his position as starter. Instead, Nashville has gone time-share this entire season, with Dan Ellis slightly outplaying Rinne at times.

    3. Duncan, as in Chicago D-man Duncan Keith

    4. Malone Lightning jersey

    5. Don't know enough about him to comment.

    6. Steal "bandy" and rename that sport.

    7. Same as #3

    8. Minty Greenie after Mike Green.

    9. Ovi the party animal.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1) Who, out of everybody in the NHL, is surprising you the most this year?

    Can this be a bad suprise? I'll say Fabian Brunnstrom has been lackluster at best.

    2) Who are you expecting more out of but you're not getting what you want?

    // what do you expect from them

    See #1

    3 You're forced to change your first name to a current player's first name... what first name do you choose?

    Gus.

    4) Quick! i'm trying to get tickets to the pens/lightning game in march. The pens are my favorite team but Ryan Malone is my favorite player. Do i wear my malone/pens or my malone/lightning shirt?

    Malone Penguins jersey.

    5) Speaking of my favorite man in the NHL, what are you thoughts on him this season?

    I haven't kept up with him but I hate he left the Penguins.

    6) You have to rename hockey something other than hockey, what is you decision?

    Icepuck?

    7) You're forced to change your first name to a current player's first name... What first name do you choose?

    I still pick Gus.

    8) Ben & Jerry's is making a new ice cream flavor. What player would you make the ice cream after and what would the ingredients be?

    Sean Avery, put rainbow sprinkles and some nuts.

    9) If you could be a college buddy of any player in the NHL, who would you choose? (Let's pretend everybody's went to college haha)

    Steve Ott, he seems like a fun guy.

  • 1 decade ago

    1) Who, out of everybody in the NHL, is surprising you the most this year?

    Phoenix.

    2) Who are you expecting more out of but you're not getting what you want?

    // what do you expect from them

    Detroit should be playing better than they have this year.

    >>>3 You're forced to change your first name to a current player's first name... what first name do you choose?<<<

    I'm a chick, so I guess the only name that would work for me would be Darcy Tucker's first name.

    >>>4) Quick! i'm trying to get tickets to the pens/lightning game in march. The pens are my favorite team but Ryan Malone is my favorite player. Do i wear my malone/pens or my malone/lightning shirt?<<<

    There's no "I" in team. Wear the Pens jersey.

    >>>5) Speaking of my favorite man in the NHL, what are you thoughts on him this season?<<<

    Good player. Solid.

    >>>6) You have to rename hockey something other than hockey, what is you decision?<<<

    Fire On Ice

    >>>7) You're forced to change your first name to a current player's first name... What first name do you choose?<<<

    Already asked, already answered.

    >>>8) Ben & Jerry's is making a new ice cream flavor. What player would you make the ice cream after and what would the ingredients be?<<<

    Ovechkin Oreo -- with little Oreo cookies that look like hockey pucks.

    >>>9) If you could be a college buddy of any player in the NHL, who would you choose? (Let's pretend everybody's went to college haha)<<<

    Pretty much any player -- most of them seem like good guys!

    .

  • 1 decade ago

    1) Who, out of everybody in the NHL, is surprising you the most this year?

    Minnesota Wild

    2) Who are you expecting more out of but you're not getting what you want?

    // what do you expect from them

    Nicklas Backstrom, I thought he would be his old self, but he's been very shaky

    3 You're forced to change your first name to a current player's first name... what first name do you choose?

    Miroslav

    4) Quick! i'm trying to get tickets to the pens/lightning game in march. The pens are my favorite team but Ryan Malone is my favorite player. Do i wear my malone/pens or my malone/lightning shirt?

    Why not sew two together?

    5) Speaking of my favorite man in the NHL, what are you thoughts on him this season?

    Putting up decent numbers, strong locker room presence as always

    6) You have to rename hockey something other than hockey, what is you decision?

    Ice Polo

    7) You're forced to change your first name to a current player's first name... What first name do you choose?

    Daymond

    8) Ben & Jerry's is making a new ice cream flavor. What player would you make the ice cream after and what would the ingredients be?

    Hordichuk chunk, teeth, bone chips and blood

    9) If you could be a college buddy of any player in the NHL, who would you choose? (Let's pretend everybody's went to college haha)

    Alex Ovechkin

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  • Jay
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    1) Bit of a homer bias, but Jose Theodore, who seems to have recovered from early struggles and a bad playoffs last season.

    2) Joe Bouwmeester. Just thought with all the talk that he'd be far more explosive and a bigger contributor than he has

    3) Alex

    4) Malone/Pens. Never go to a game wearing the shirt of a team other than the one you root for (even if your team isn't playing)

    5) Not bad, but I thoroughly dislike the Lightning, as a Caps fan

    6) Shooty Biscuit or Boxing-soccer

    7) You already asked this one, and the answer is still the same, so see my answer for #3

    8) Alex Ovechkins Great 8 delight: Vanilla and Strawberry Ice Cream with cherries, strawberries, strawberry syrup, white chocolate junks shaped like pucks, brownie chunks, blueberries, graham cracker chunks, and chocolate weagles (red and white ice cream with 8 toppings inside)

    9) Alex Ovechkin. He's an awesome party guy

  • 1 decade ago

    1) I am going to go with the St Louis Blues as they surprised me in a bad way. The second half of last season they had the 2nd best record in the NHL and now they have fired thier coach and are 13th in the Western Conference. Very sad

    2) This year I would have to say I expected more for the referees of the sport. I have watch a ton of games this years and the calls in most all of them have been horrible. If I see one more ref change the outcome of a game I am going to scream

    3) I love Roman Polak's name...mostly because he is not Roman or a Polak

    4) Easy Malone pens - always stay true to your team

    5) As always they are a force to be reconned with. The Pens are a great team and as long a Fleury gives them a good game they are going to be in position to win every game. Once the playoffs start they are going to be the team to beat in the East

    6) Rubber Puck...just think Basketball, Baseball Football and now Rubber Puck...sports are always named after the equipment

    7) I am still sticking with Roman

    8) Oshiecream...vanilla with blueberries and bananas

    9) Jonathon Toews...he just seems he would be a fun guy to hang with. Always happy

  • Mr.B
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    1. Team - Phoenix, St. Louis. Player - Henrik Sedin

    2. Steve Bernier. I expected effort and that's just not happening

    3. Henrik or Miroslav

    4. You wear a Canucks jersey.

    5. No idea, I don't pay any attention to him

    6. Yurthygansklipogan

    7. Still Henrik or Miroslav, just like in #3

    8. I would call the ice cream "Sedin Twin Personalities" and the flavour would be vanilla

    9. Georgre Parros. I heard Harvard is an ok school.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1) Ovie. I Didn't think he'd be captian of the Capitals.

    2) Marc- Andre Fluery. He's been letting the other teams get a lot of goals.

    3) Sidney :)

    4) Pens Jersey(they're my favorite team too)

    5) MY favorite man, or Ryan Malone?

    6) Brutality

    7) SIDNEY!

    8) Malkin Mix Up. Every flavor known to man

    9) Sidney Crosby.

    (:

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. Team, Phoenix

    Player, Stamkos

    2. Komisarek, I figured he'd hurt without Markov but not this much.

    3. Heh, I'd pick Mathieu from anyone of them out there. So I wouldn't need to change.

    4. Wear whatever you want, doesn't matter.

    5. Injury hit him in the first game of the season.

    6. Ice hockey.

    7. Answered in #3

    8. Ovechkin call it the Great Ate, Vanilla ice cream with caramel and fudge swirl, with pecans and spicy chocolate nibs.

    9. JR, he seems like a riot, although i don't know about his love of disco music.

  • 1) Pavel Datsyuk, surprising me on the downside

    2) Pavel Datsyuk, I expected a 100 pt season, he's on pace for 69

    3) Duncan - always liked the Scottishness of it

    4) You wear the Malone Pittsburgh jersey - I was to a recent game here in Montreal and I counted 78 Lafleur jerseys....so, no foul in wearing what you really want

    5) He's having a normal Ryan Malone season, nothing special. he'll surpass last year's totals, but he's still short of his career highs

    6) Puckey (you know...........like the Whaler's mascot but with an 'e')

    7) Um............the same name I chose in #3 for the exact same reasons

    8) Crosby Cranberry is my choice

    9) I didn't finish high school and sudenly I'm in college...cool. I'd be Sean Avery's buddy because I know I could pound some sense into the wimp!

    Source(s): LITY
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