THE GRACEFUL SEX *********************?

THE GRACEFUL SEX

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The grandmother was worried about yet virgin granddaughter going out with boys, so she advised, "You know about those damn boys, they go out with you, then he will try to kiss you, you will of course like it, but don't let him get away."

Grandma continued, "But if he got away, then he is going to try feeling your plump boobs, you are going to like it but don't let that sob get away."

Grandma pushed on, "Now if he got away, then he is going to lift your skirt, move his hand on your thighs between the legs and damn you will love it a lot, but don't let him get away."

Grandma took a deep long breath, and stressed "Now most important thing, listen carefully he then will pull your clothes down and get on top of you, you will enjoy it but don't let him get away that will disgrace our family."

The young girl made a good mental note. She returned late in the night with full of happiness and satisfaction."

Grandma inquired, "What happened?"

Young girl explained, "I did just what you said, when the SOB got on top of my nude body with that thing hanging between his legs, I flipped, turned him over got on top of him and disgraced not ours, but his family."