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Help! My girlfriend believes in God!?

Can I cure her?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I'm sorry. We're going to have to put her down.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What do you believe in? Nothing? That's illogical....do you believe in the notion of a higher power? Something beyond this material world? If you do maybe you're the one who needs "curing" out of your deluded views.

  • Moops
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Not of her belief in God, but you can cure her of a very big headache if you just leave her now.

  • 1 decade ago

    What is her problem?

    There is nothing wrong with her believing in God.

    If there is a God and she dies... she goes to Heaven.

    Be happy for her.

    Source(s): What's your problem? I thought atheists were suppose to be tolerant & evolved creatures!?
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sprinkle her with a vial of holy acidic water from a science lab created by an atheist. If she burns, there's nothing we could do. She's been already taken into by religion.

  • 1 decade ago

    God bless both of you.

  • If she cries out God, you're doing your job right. Leave a good thing alone.

  • 1 decade ago

    She must love him more than you. That's how its gotta be for her to truly love you in the first.

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh no! How truly horrible. I suppose you could drag her to a science museum. May help her out with her... uhm, condition.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahah, sorry I don't have an answer this is just funny.

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