I need a really funny joke. Not a one liner, but a funny short joke that's humorous and entertaining.?

The marriage of an octogenarian and a 20 something woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child.

The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

She said, 'Sir, you are something! How do you manage it?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child.

The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are something awesome! How do you do it?'

The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one is black!

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Shortest joke in the world:

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Q: whats the funniest joke in the world?

A: something like: "The Jonas Brothers"

Here's one that isn't really short but ppl seem to love. Hope u like...

There was this sweet girl that walked down the same street every day on her way home from school. Her mother was a seamstress and homemaker. She made the girl cute little school girl skirts to wear to school everyday.

There was a boy that had a crush on her. She passed his house everyday and he played basketball after school. So they boy saw her coming and threw his ball up a tree. He told the girl "I will give you a dollar if you climb up there and get my ball." The boy wanted to peak up her skirt. She said "Sure!" She got her dollar and went home.

The next day was the same thing except this time the boy said "I will give you 2 dollars to climb up there and get my ball." Again, She did and got her money and went home.

Her mother spotted the money as she did the previous day and asked, "Honey, where are you getting this money?" The girl says, "this stupid boy gives it to me to climb a tree and get his ball." The mother says, "He only does that so he can see your PANTIES, Stop that!"

The next day, the boy threw his ball in the tree once again. And says "I will give you 5 dollars to get my ball!" So she says "OK!" Climbed up the tree and came down. The boys says "Here take 10!" So she Happily got her money and went home

When she got home she skipped to her Mother and said, "Mommy, Mommy! I tricked the boy I didn't wear any panties this time!"

Ha ha!

i did your mom! hahaha ahaha ahahah ahaha jk jk

So theres a blind man who goes to texas for vacation.

on the plane the man asks a lady "why are the seats so big?!"

the lady tells him " well everything is big in texas!"

he decides to go to a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

he asks the bartender " why are the mugs so big?!"

the bartender tells him " well everything is big in texas?"

the blind man has to go to the restroom so he asks the bartender where it is

the bartender tells him its to the right then left and it should be on the right side.

the blind man forgets the directions and falls into a pool of water

the blind man screams " Don't flush! Don't flush!!!!!"

lol i craked up just writing it!

heres a pickup line: is there a candy cane in ur back pocket? Because your butt looks sweet!

There was this girl who had a password. Her friend saw her password and blurted out, " Why is your password PoohPigletTigerBarneySpongebobPatrickSquidwardSandy?" She said, " Duh!!! It said that it was required to have a least 8 characters and at least 1 capital!!!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor...?

Where's my tractor...