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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
OMG! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! This made me laugh like crazy!!!.
- LadybuggramLv 61 decade ago
Hm mm? I guess I am naive, but I didn't get it. There is something funny I could tell you about a bicycle rider and a cucumber though...someone said it happened on a bike-athon out here in the country, but now I wonder if it was a joke??? He was involved in an accident. ummmm,
- daisyLv 71 decade ago
That is very funny. Hmmmm, if I start flashing my tomatos, the elderly people behind me will either have a stroke or set their lawn chairs closer to my fence.
- teresa mLv 71 decade ago
LOL that one really did make me burst out laughing!! Too funny! I might have to give it a go I love cucumbers I do not think the neighbors will like it too much but he fresh veggies are great! :)
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