Are you the morbidly obese pig in the trough or the little piglet getting trottered in the head?

Being trottered, that's me. I choose to ignore the gross crimes against society and instead I concentrate on my petty little problems. Where is the TV remote? Who will win tonite? Total silliness. The modern equivalent of Roman bread and circus. Oink.

is a negative wage rise the same as a pay cut? or does it mean a wage rise but due to inflation effectively a pay cut.

me I'm the trampled on pig sure enough.

Do you have any other options other thant a type of Pig ? I like to think of myself as a normal human being. The rest of your question doe not make a lot of sense. If you think of yourself as a type of pig, you may want to seek Professional help for your image problem. A doctor can subscribe a pill to help with this problem. I wish you well !