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A Indian Negotiating with God ???? A Good Joke ??

A Indian Negotiating with God

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God came and asked me for a wish, I told GOD “Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever!"

GOD said: But for 4 days only!

I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.

GOD said: 3 days...

I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

GOD said: No, 2 days!

I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).

GOD said: No, just 1 day!

I said: Yes!

GOD asked: Which day?

I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!

GOD laughed, and said: You INDIANS know how to negotiate. But since you are praying and asking happiness for your friends, I can't refuse. I love everyone who thinks of others first, so don't you worry.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    haaa !

    That is a good joke,

    god.

    I hate how the white people did that to them.

    If i was a big time man back then, i would have treated and help the indians more than anyone did.

    I shure wouldnt poison them with blankets after they cared me back to health one winter.

    oh lied to them and said if they become citizens they can stay where there home was.

    ughh, white people stink.

    But some white boys are the cutest thing i ever did see (:

  • odier
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • Boo
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Okay... Where is the joke......???????????

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