How can I join Lord Voldemorts Death eaters?

well first you have to go and buy a long black cloak, then you have to go stand on a hill , continusly spinning in circles shoutingg PICKLES (repeatedly), all of a sudden the voldy himself along with his fellow chums will appear around you (via apparation) and take you to there secret hideyy hole. (shrieking shack) and then will anoint you with cheese! And nooooo you do not want to get a doctors note because he will get his "friends" i.e me to eat it and i don't like paper. alls you have to do is bring him a cupcake and say " voldy, dear,dear voldy please may i be excused from the dark mark as it will hurt me and i don't think it will be to appealing" then he will say righty ho but you have to have this badge that will flash when you are neededd my dear. so then basically you are in. unless you were discovered as a potter pal, thenn you will be eaten ( not by me!)

good luck withh good old voldy :)

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Yea, Potter already killed him. What you should do is revolutionize the dark arts just like Lord Voldemort did in his time. Now that you know all about the dark arts AND you know Potter's weaknesses you could EASILY take over the world. He has GOT to be the wimpiest Minister of Magic ever!

i do no longer could assume, pink. I already am. at the beginning, NO. because of the fact your clothing do no longer are available in green. LOL Kill my husband to alter right into a demise Eater? If it incredibly is the difficulty, you recognize i does not think of two times. "Regulus, honey, might you be a expensive and notice who's on the door? thank you, sweetie. AVADA KEDAVRA!" Yay, i'm a demise Eater! LOL Edit: candy of you in looking green ones. i'm sorely tempted..... :P Edit: On 2d thought... I unquestionably haven't any knack for dancing. it is like hand-to-eye coordination you recognize. My ideas could even though it won't be in a position to administration my physique. So, i assume with the help of wearing one in all your green tutus (i like the final one), and dance ballet (merely me, do no longer contain the dark Lord), no longer in front of the demise Eaters ideas you, yet in front of Muggles and the Order dorks. Why the substitute of coronary heart? Lord Voldemort gave me an thought incredibly. Me dancing could be like having CRUCIO on you tenfold, and with the tutu, a hundredfold. this could be exciting! Yay! :P Edit: My Lord, you're certainly asking plenty! Swan what? ought to there be no touching please? i'm going to do as you command. (shudders)

Wow. Hello the anti-Draco Malfoy.

LOL, sorry, but I know it's nice to imagine the Harry Potter world is real. But it isn't.

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harry beat voldemort, dude. that's over. you could try to start a new dark arts movement though...i'm sure you could get some good followers from azkaban.

By becoming a fictional character.

http://death-eaters.org/

This should tell you everything you need to know

http://www.mugglenet.com/funlists/deatheater.shtml