How come sometimes in the morning when I pee, it split into two streams and go in different directions?

You most likely have a yeast infection that is keeping the peehole shut at night when puss forms and sticks it together.

When your urethra is not in use and at rest, the meatus (pee slit opening) is closed, like a flattened hose. The meatus has two little lips at the opening which are forced apart as the stream of urine causes the urethra to open up.. If these lips are prominent or thick, the stream of urine may not be strong enough to part them, so two streams come out. You can stop this happening if you apply a little pressure to the head of your penis, with a finger on your frenulum and thumb on your glans, when you start peeing.

It's because there are bits of skin that are stuck together near the opening of the uretha. Simply roll the tip of your penis between your two fingers right before you pee and it will come out as a single stream.

Split Meatus

Do not worry Phak Hing, this is normal and very common to young Men who have dreams of being with a Woman. While you may not have had what we refer to as a wet dream, you did have an erection in your sleep, and the drop of semen that precedes the erection dried hard on the end causing two smaller holes.

Those smaller minds who choose to torment you went through the same thing, and they finally had someone tell them they were not going to.... never mind, they aren't worth it after all.

ME!

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Wow, you're just an internal bleed away from witnessing the Parting of the Red Pee.

I'm not a doctor either but I have taken a lot of drugs and so have a certain amount of expertise in the matter...and it sounds to me like your willie is about to drop off.

This is what BadBeast means by "ignore it and it might go away".

His did.

because the skin on the end of your penis is stuck together from the *** you pulled up the night before when you put yourself to sleep.

I'm not a Doctor or anything even approaching a healthcare professional, but I am pretty certain it's the Clap. Just ignore it, and it might just go away.

you must have beat it the night before

It's your girlfriend's birth control pill.

seriously, you need to get her to read the packet.