Christians: If you were strolling in the woods and the tooth fairy offered you some candy would you bend over?

Yes, then i would pick up my crowbar and smack that fairy!

TRY TO POISON ME FAIRY!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

Wait.... What's the Tooth Fairy doing with candy!?

No, because If I'm seeing a tooth fairy, I'm obviously having hallucinations.

If you still believe in the tooth fairy, you're probably not old enough to be on this site. But child, I really must tell you, please don't take candies from ANY strangers, okay?

Actually Satan offered Jesus Christ something like that!

Satan dragged Jesus to a spot in a secluded rest area on top of a high mountain to show him ALL the kingdoms on this flat Bible Earth. When nobody was watching, Satan was ready to hand them over to Jesus only if he would discreetly KNEEL DOWN and worship him guy to guy (Mat 4:9)!

Not for the tooth fairy.

But the tooth fairy is very small, i doubt she could do much damage to the anus.

uh bend over for what. the tooth fairy can fly cant she. so she can fly her little *** up to my hand and give me the damn candy.

So you are saying Christians are stupid. Which ones do you hold a superior mind to -

Charles Hard Townes: In 1964 he won the Nobel Prize in Physics and in 1966 he wrote The Convergence of Science and Religion.

Ian Barbour: A physicist who wrote Christianity the Scientists in 1960, and When Science Meets Religion in 2000.

Allan Sandage: An astronomer who studied Christianity at age forty. He wrote the article A Scientist Reflects on Religious Belief and made discoveries concerning the Cigar Galaxy.

Antonino Zichichi: Italian nuclear physicist and former President of the Istituto Nazionale di Fisica Nucleare. He has worked with the Vatican on relations between the Church and Science.

John Polkinghorne: British particle physicist who helped find quark and later became an Anglican priest who wrote Science and the Trinity.

John T. Houghton: Co-chair of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change and won a gold medal from the Royal Astronomical Society. He's also former Vice President of Christians in Science.

R. J. Berry: Former president of both the Linnean Society of London and the Christians in Science group. He wrote God and the Biologist: Personal Exploration of Science and Faith.

Michał Heller: Catholic priest, a member of the Pontifical Academy of Theology, a founding member of the International Society for Science and Religion.' He also is a mathematical physicist who has written articles on relativistic physics and Noncommutative geometry. His cross-disciplinary book Creative Tension: Essays on Science and Religion came out in 2003.

Eric Priest: An authority on Solar Magnetohydrodynamics who has spoken on Christianity and Science.

Francis Collins: Current director of the National Institutes of Health and former director of the US National Human Genome Research Institute. He has also written on religious matters in articles and in Faith and the Human Genome. He wrote the book The Language of God: A Scientist Presents Evidence for Belief.

John D. Barrow: English cosmologist who did notable writing on the implications of the Anthropic principle. He is a United Reformed Church member and Christian deist.

Denis Alexander: Director of the Faraday Institute and author of Rebuilding the Matrix - Science and Faith in the 21st Century. He also supervises a research group in cancer and immunology.

Christopher Isham: Theoretical physicist who deals with the logical structure of quantum mechanical propositions. He is also a philosopher and theologian.

Martin Nowak: Evolutionary biologist and mathematician best known for evolutionary dynamics. He teaches at Harvard University.

John Lennox: Mathematician and Pastoral adviser. His works include the mathematical The Theory of Infinite Soluble Groups and the religion-oriented God's Undertaker - Has Science buried God? He has also debated religion with Richard Dawkins. Both teach at Oxford University.

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Wrong Fairytale. You're thinking about Hansel and Gretal.

If you knew you could live for years to come simply by obeying a few humanitarian rules - love your neighbor as yourself, etc - and have faith in God instead of being assured of certain death in an hour - would you bend? (death that you were sure would come! example only of course)