do you ever feel that there's a sign on your bathroom door...?

Thankfully no. But for some reason when I step into the shower there's a sign that lights up that only my wife can see that says "Please come in and discuss the day's agenda with me while I have soap in my eyes."

i've got in no way heard of it being an illustration of cheating. whether, definite, i ought to work out last the door as an threat to text textile or some thing without being considered, yet my first theory may be that he purely needs some privateness on a similar time as utilising the restroom. that's no longer a loopy request. in certainty, i might locate it extra unusual if he insisted on leaving the door open for each individual to work out on a similar time as he takes a sh...nicely, you know what i'm asserting. If that's the only "clue" you need to suspect your husband is cheating, then i might advise you go away the situation on my own until/except another "data" will become obtainable.

YES! They follow me in there constantly. It doesn't stop as they get older either. Mine are 11, 9 and 5 and all have to come in there after me.

Apparently mine also have the unwritten rule that no matter how engaged they are in their own things, a fight will ensue, followed by yelling, screaming, and an informant (or two or three) coming to let me know what happened.

Locking the door doesn't do much...they will either knock or stick their faces to the bottom of the door to still try talking to me LOL.

I feel your pain! Thanks for the laugh!

YES. My kids follow me right into the bathroom when I have to go, haha. They're 3 and 2 years old, and I can't get a single moment of privacy even on the throne.

There's a Nightmare on Elm Street Poster on the inside of the bathroom door. So that nobody stays on the toilet for more than three minutes; it scares the **** out of them.

Lol, yes! And it smaller letters the sign on my door also apparently says "make sure to ask what mommy is doing and why at least 5 times. Asking why she doesn't have a penis is optional".

I haven't used the bathroom in peace in 2 years. I guess I will get to when she goes to college.

Yeah, there is. I get my daughter, husband and cat when I'm in the washroom. I lock the door a lot.

Yes! I thought I was the only one lol

Umm, it's called use a lock.