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How can a man really make a woman truly happy? ANY SUGGESTIONS?

IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT?

A man was riding his Harley bike along a California beach when suddenly the

sky cleared above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

you one wish..'

Recovering from the shock, the biker pulled over and said, 'Lord, please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is TOO materialistic. Think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching

the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It

will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is

hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little

more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I

wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she

feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent

treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong,

why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and HOW CAN I MAKE A WOMAN TRULY HAPPY.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'

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Please help...

Update:

@Rachie Ann...great points to consider, wheew! but perfection in a man is an altogether elusive objective.

Update 2:

@Turbo...thanks, so yes m'am, women come in many different shades and sizes (so to speak)..from different cultures and languages. This reminded me of a Tokyo Car rental firm's brochure:

"When a passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage tootle him with vigor."

Update 3:

@Micheala...'I'm listening....I'm listening...lol.

Update 4:

@SUPERBOB...good grief, man...don't say the obvious!

Update 5:

@abcdefg...but of course. As Aristotle Onassis once said:

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.”

Update 6:

@Sunshine...thanks for the inspiring words. Couldn't complain of any want for opportunities in trying out what you have suggested..

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    If you made a woman truly happy, she wouldn't be able to blame you for anything. Which would make her unhappy. Which would make you...

    a SELFISH B@STARD!!!!

    Source(s): men are all B@STARDS!!!!!
  • 1 decade ago

    Be sensitive, really hot, never talk to other girls, pay attention to everything she says, be an excellent cook, have a good job that pays enough to provide for a family, never have to be asked twice to do anything, be good with kids, have a good sense of humor that knows how to make her laugh, be polite, act kindly to your mother/family, invite her to do things on a regular basis, never ignore her, be good in bed, give her thoughtful gifts "just because", be well educated and worldly, act romantic, remember dates and anniversaries, be responsible and mature but still have a bad boy side that likes to ride a motorbike, be honest and committed, dress well, shower regularly, be able to hold your liquor, be sociable, know how to style your hair, and a million other things that I can't think of right now. So basically, the way to make a woman truly happy is to be perfect :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Just by loving them truly you make them very, very happy. It's the biggest dream of every single woman in the world- to find a man who truly loves them. Don't worry so much about the times you make them cry, because it always happen in relationships. Those are just little things that would eventually go away. As long as you both truly love each other, everything will be fine. Love will conquer everything. Your wife (or girlfriend) will die happy (despite the little conflicts that you had) because she found her one true love. That's how much you mean to her. She might be mean to you at times, but she still loves you. She might be crying, but deep inside she's still happy because she found you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I can't believe I'm typing this, but for this one time I have to say that Mad Dog Bob Bob Bob has hit the nail on the head. He's been banging all around it for some time, so odds are he was bound to hit it eventually. Not all, but many. men are bastards and have no chance of ever truly understanding a woman. Kudos to Bob Bob Bob for admitting it.

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  • Doris
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Once in a while we want you to color outside the lines. Do something you think is a no no. Try it you might like it . Women are a lot more adventurous than you think. We don't want you to think we are perverts.

    We just want you to be more daring. Suggest trying something you have been wondering about, but were afraid to ask. We might shock you,

    with our answer.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's a funny story XD

    But honestly, all women are different. We're not all the same blabbing balls of emotion. We're people too. I think before your ready to please anyone, you need to look at her like a person instead of a girl that you need to please. When a women senses your trying to get to her or please her, it's usually not so great. However, like I said, all women are DIFFERENT and live in different ways. If you want to know how to make her happy, know her as a person first, and learn what she likes. :)

  • 1 decade ago

    No woman can walk away from a man who is incredible in bed. Go get some practice, then get the girl of your dreams in bed, and show her a good time ;)

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats pretty funny but to make a woman truly happy, love her with all your heart (and make sure she knows it by not keeping it a secret), make her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world, and be spontaneous and romantic. but if shes a normal woman the first one one i mentioned should never fail i should know since i am a woman lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    Make her feel special by taking her on a romantic dinner or even set up a romantic atmosphere at your own house.

    Pamper her( i.e give massages and give her gifts)

  • 1 decade ago

    I like the story.

    To make a woman happy depends on her personality. One thing that makes most women happy is telling them you love them (:

    Source(s): imma a girl..
  • 1 decade ago

    You wanna know? Well, here goes. Let her know you love her, and are always thinking about her. If you feel something strongly about her, tell her. Girls need to be loved, and told that they are loved. Call her. Call her randomly maybe twice a week just to ask how her day is going, say i love you, etc. Send her flowers randomly. Tell her shes beautiful randomly. Random is the key word here. Be caring, be gentle, be loving, be true. If you are around other girls, don't cheat, or hang around them too much. I know i freak out when my boyfriend is around other girls. I completely trust him, but when theres attractive girls around i just get nervous. So, if shes with you when your around other girls, we want you to show your thinking about us, not them. Hold our hand, hug us, kiss our cheek, put your arm around us, etc. If you arent around, text her and say i wish you were here, it would be so much more fun.

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