I came up with a great title for a book/play/short story/essay; The Eternal Spoon of Shame. What should it be?

I have given your idea much thought. I would like to see the spoon maybe bitten by a radioactive spider. Maybe it gives the spoon the powers of a super spider, or he can fly or something cool. He has many adventures. Then he goes to school without his pants and is eventually shamed into suicide.

I think it should be about these two high school buddies who are in a band together. They're big-time slackers too, and on the verge of failing history class. But then they meet this guy who has a time traveling phone booth, and he takes them back through time where they meet various historical figures. Then they bring all the famous figures to the present day, and use them in a report for history class, eventually passing the course.

A fictional, surrealistic look inside John Candy's head during the filming of the Two Pillows scene from "Planes, Trains and Automobiles".

about a timeless character that is similar to an elf or fairy, a story similar to Lord of the Rings, but the elves and fairies are whores and go on wild adventures through time, the spoon can be the item they all seek out to be free of consequence, something cool like that

A dark little tale of human greed and frailty - of a (fictional) leading politician's struggle with coke addiction and the toll it takes on his personal and professional life and how his party and even country are brought to their knees by the revelations of his abuse. The lies, anger & denial. The blackmail and murder.......

The final installment of the Indiana Jones saga.

A story about cocaine addiction perhaps....Cocaine is God's way of saying you earn far too much.