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What fruit is unable to get married?

Update:

@jannie. clever, interesting and witty, but not the one I mean.

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Hmmmm, Well, while some may be considered a **Passionfruit**, others simply want to **Fig** and aren't serious about a long term relationship.

    There are fruit who simply **Date** but that could turn them into a **Bitter Melon** if they've been played for a **Gooseberry**.

    Regarding marriage, there are fruit that would **Mul(berry)** the idea for a while. However in the end, they'd have to say no....Due to social constraints and parental disapproval, they....

    (drumroll, please)

    CANTALOUPE....

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Ugly Fruit?

  • 1 decade ago

    Uh, the prickly pear maybe?

  • jannie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Mangoes -- "Man goes" and doesn't stick around for the engagement and wedding..

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  • 1 decade ago

    an apple, if her fiance is a doctor

  • 1 decade ago

    Oranges...They're are just too damn annoying!

    Source(s): My Ass
  • 1 decade ago

    pears

    grapes

    strawberry

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