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? asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 decade ago

I have dick constipation. HELP!?

Well, ever since I got acne, it has gotten pretty bad. Now its gone down my pelvic area. Today I woke up with a zit in my dick hole. I can't piss, and I can't pop it(you try shoving a needle in your dick!) I don't have health insurance, what do I do? I have to pee but I can't. What do I do?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I didn't even know you could get pimples down there.

    Anywho, I guess the only thing you CAN do is go to the hospital. Don't try popping it by shoving needles down there.

  • 1 decade ago

    Clearly this "problem" of yours is beyond yourself. Any way you slice it, you need assistance getting this thing resolved. I know it must be embarrassing but you should really consult a doctor. You don't need medical insurance to ask them questions. Doing it yourself or asking someone you know (but who isn't qualified) is risking something....rather valuable. And no, doctors aren't going to say anything. They're professionals. Don't worry.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    We all have our problems to bear. If what you say is true, you will soon need to go to the ER and be catheterized. Whilst you are there, they will pop the zit for you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I have never heard of anyone with even a bad case of acne getting a pimple in or on their penis, are you sure it isn't herpes? chlamydia? any other std?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Wait for it to pop by itself. have fun with that.

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