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Becky N
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Becky N asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What's your favorite joke(s)?

I want to hear some good ones! Post as many as you like!

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  • ?
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    whats the difference between a jewish car and an american car??

    a jewich car can stop on a dime AND pick it up

    Source(s): my friend
  • dregj
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    man and woman in a clothes shop

    women trying on clothes

    she turns to her bored man and says the old classic line"do these trousers make my bum look big?"

    "No dear" ,replies the man"that's down to your poor diet and lack of exercise"

  • Elephant's Child
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You wont like it but it is honestly my favourite joke.

    What do you call a man with a blue **** ?

    A tight fisted w@nker !

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    Knock knock

    Who's there

    Banana

    Banana who

    Banana split so ice cream

    Get it I screamed

    Haha

    I have no idea why I like it

    It's funny ....kinda

  • Llamas Like bananas
    1 decade ago

    search 'big bouncy inflatble green ball' on youtube its so funny

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    An old man died in his childhood. LOL

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