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what can i say to anger a british person?

i don't dislike british people at all, just this one. what can i say that will truly piss him off? i want him hopping mad. he seems to hate americans and he is very proud of being british. i just want him angry at me.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Dude, he's already British how could you make things any worse?

  • Al
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    At least America has now got Cabries Milk Chocolate!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tease him about how many British children have been murdered by the IRA - do that and I guarantee that you will get him angry. Anyone in Britain will treat you with a cold and utter hatred if you taunt them about dead children.

    And just to rub it in you can tell him that most of the IRA carbombs were funded by AMERICANS!

    Is that enough information?

  • 1 decade ago

    Why is he in this country if he thinks Britain is so great?

    Mock his teeth. They are most assuredly bad.

    Also, you can tell him this joke, one of my favorites: "Why doesn't the sun ever set on the British Empire? Because God doesn't trust them in the dark!"

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  • 1 decade ago

    Say you hate the queen.

  • 1 decade ago

    Just remind him that we won the war!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tell him to go take a bath.

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