If Charles Darwin found a watch on the beach, would there still be monkeys?

it wasn't a watch, it was a time machine, which he used to go back in time and impregnate a monkey, thus creating the human race. rather than face charges of bestiality, he made up 'the origin of species'.

Worse, he taught the monkeys to ride on the beagles, which is just wrong.

[Warning: Pedantic sidebar. The Rev. Paley wrote of walking across a *heath* and finding a watch. But the quote was modified long ago, I think because heath was no longer a common term. Probably about when 'The Big Valley' got cancelled. And then the Heath Bar just confuses everything - everyone knows a watch you dug out of toffe and chocolate wouldn't work.]

It's very good to see a Turtle question...it's been a long time.

Aha! Evolution disproved. If "survival of the fittest" (and we ALL know that's exactly what Darwin said and nothing else) were true, the monkeys who wear digital watches would have replaced all the monkeys wearing analogue watches down at the beach (not to mention the lack of transitional cabana boys).

Yes there would. And if Charles Darwin found a few Baywatch babes on the beach there would be monkey business.

Srsly. Prove me wrong.

Luckily he visited the boneyard instead and was able to conclude that a tornado could assemble a 747 from a pile of scrap metal (not to mention a whole lot of other aircraft as well.)

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Go to your google search and type in Adam and Eve seed gathering, and enter the website {{especially the about page and services page where the unclean spirits/satan are actually exposed in images}} and through out the site on each page are many proofs of the now end of sickness and premature aging, and the end of all unnatural acts of Mankind/womenkind, the mystery of God is finished Rev:10:7, and the code/key given of His Bible and the now end of death is soon brought through His medical code/key sent Rev:21:4, Rev:1:18...contact page is for questions and proofs being sent or received, as is the e-mail...IT HAS BEGUN

I know, right? Imagine how weird things would be if Isaac Newton had been hit on the head by a falling tuba, or something.

We evolved from apes, monkeys are not our ancestors, they are our cousins.

Better luck next time.

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Yes. And the monkeys would be Christians.

No. It would have set off a massive explosion killing every species of monkey on Earth, thus making them extinct.