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How would Jesus of had his babies cooked?

I say he would of stuffed them and then bake them in the oven for about 35 minutes. That way you get that fall off the bone flavor :D

Update:

Thundercatt9. Crap you got me. That was by far the best answer to any religious question I have ever seen.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    What's ironic is that early Christians were actually accused of eating babies because they would go searching for unwanted babies that parents had abandoned to the elements. They took in so many unwanted babies the rumor went around that they must be eating them.

    So whenever an atheist makes that joke, they are unknowingly aligning themselves with Christians.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The Philistines did devour children in the name of their God Baal, and also abandoned children were killed..Now where in the BIBLE show Christ had children. All pagans who did this were doing so in the name of a calf god that held fire in his lap on his figure in which babies were placed.

  • alec39
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    This is a sick question reported.

  • Belle
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    HE WOULD NEVE JESUS LOVES BABIES.... REPENT FOR SAYING SUCH A HORRIBLE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    word!!! REPENT!!! seek God asap!

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