What are some good slogans for the airline's TSA?

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Here is a few......what can you add?

Can't see London
Can't see France
Unless we see your underpants

You WERE a virgin

We are free to move about your pants

We handle more packages than the USPS

Katyluv · Accepted Answer

Well, HELLOOOO there!

Cigarettes available after search if desired.

Anonymous · Answer

We are junk touchers.

No touchee junk, porfavor. 

Your junk is tiny!

Wow, huge junk package here!

Is that a 2 x 4 or your junk?

Not a punk touching junk.

Oops! Junk bag here. So sorry.

wellhellothere · Answer

We bring a whole new meaning to the phrase " Fly the Friendly skies."

Anonymous · Answer

Patty-Cake
Patty-Cake, TSA man
Get me through the gate as fast as you can.

for the times · Answer

I guess there is a group now called   Radiation or Degradation?
happy turkey day to you too.  
Love your list too.

♪Jackie Blue♪ · Answer

I don't have a slogan but how about a signature song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHTdrPL22-Y

"See Me, Feel Me" by The Who

Anonymous · Answer

We not only check your baggage, we CHECK your BAGGAGE!

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too. Gobble, gobble. But don't kiss me, I've got a wee cold.

Anonymous · Answer

coffee, tea or howdy doody.
fly the REALLY friendly skies of United.
the yellow pages of flying....let your fingers do the walking

Sneakys dad · Answer

Look but don't touch,and if you see what you want ask first!

Cap.n1Eye · Answer

We inspect ALL packages.

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What are some good slogans for the airline's TSA?

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