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What are some good slogans for the airline's TSA?

Here is a few......what can you add?

Can't see London

Can't see France

Unless we see your underpants

You WERE a virgin

We are free to move about your pants

We handle more packages than the USPS

Update:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING WEEK TO ALL

XXXX KISSES FOR EVERYONE

daisy

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Well, HELLOOOO there!

    Cigarettes available after search if desired.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    We are junk touchers.

    No touchee junk, porfavor.

    Your junk is tiny!

    Wow, huge junk package here!

    Is that a 2 x 4 or your junk?

    Not a punk touching junk.

    Oops! Junk bag here. So sorry.

  • 1 decade ago

    We bring a whole new meaning to the phrase " Fly the Friendly skies."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Patty-Cake

    Patty-Cake, TSA man

    Get me through the gate as fast as you can.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I guess there is a group now called Radiation or Degradation?

    happy turkey day to you too.

    Love your list too.

  • 1 decade ago

    I don't have a slogan but how about a signature song?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHTdrPL22-Y

    "See Me, Feel Me" by The Who

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    We not only check your baggage, we CHECK your BAGGAGE!

    Happy Thanksgiving to you, too. Gobble, gobble. But don't kiss me, I've got a wee cold.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    coffee, tea or howdy doody.

    fly the REALLY friendly skies of United.

    the yellow pages of flying....let your fingers do the walking

  • 1 decade ago

    Look but don't touch,and if you see what you want ask first!

  • 1 decade ago

    We inspect ALL packages.

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