If there are vegetables that taste like meat, why can't I get vegetable flavored steak?

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People use plant-based sauces, herbs, and spices to add depth of flavor to steak and other meat. I think that's the closest you'll find to veggie flavoring.

just because you can get vegetable-based foods that taste like meat, doesn't mean you can get meat that tastes like vegetables!

Why would you want vegetable flavored steak?

People want meat flavored vegetables because they crave meat and can pretend they're eating it while they pretend they don't want it (because of their higher moral plane, you know). Nobody wants to pretend to eat veggies.

I don't think there are vegetables that taste like meat.

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If meat is so delicious, why are there thousands of recipes with meat flavorings? (i.e., seasonings, marinades, sauces....) I like my vegetables plain....

Why not?

Just go ahead and enjoy your menu!