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Well folks its December time to celebrate...?

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah

Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of

People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorrah,

So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,

Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,

Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew!

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock

Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!

[esus]

Put on your yalmulka, it's time for hanukkah,

The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!

But guess who is...hall of famer¡ºrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,

Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,

Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges.

So many jews are in show biz--

Tom cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]

Tell your friend veronica, it's time you celebrate hanukkah

I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,

If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy

Hanukkah¡­¡­. happy hanukka!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg

Happy Holidays to all. No matter what your beliefs are.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Adam Sandler, love this.

    By the way I am a Christian and I find this song hysterical. Some of you Christians need to lighten up!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    reaction to : Lion of the Tribe "we've desecrated a pagan day and made it holy" Lord Resarf " trip" no longer holy day to no longer be gruesome in any respect im purely saying. We as people can not make something Holy.... in straightforward terms GOD can. To be Holy it may be with SPIRIT & fact (John 4:24) together as human beings could have the trip "spirit" (which a individual could have a foul spirit additionally) Its lacking the fact area, for there is not any fact in Christmas, Jesus wasn't born on Dec twenty 5th, No such issues as a real Santa using with reign-deer interior the sky @ night in a sleigh. does not come down a chimney for that matter. So because of this prepare they're making the be attentive to God invalid attempting to tie falsehoods with God's Holy Son something he truthfully does not approve of. Mark 7:13 and consequently you're making the be attentive to God invalid via YOUR custom which you exceeded down. and distinctive issues equivalent to this YOU do.”

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Saved to Favorites.

  • 1 decade ago

    Back at you... say could you send me the lyrics? Love to pass it on to friends.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    screw that, stop taking the CHRIST out of CHRISTMAS

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