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Gremlins vs. Zombies.

Senator Jim DeMint from S. C. says since Christmas is such an important religious holiday to Christians that it needs a two week vacation for the Senate. So does that mean that Americans get a week off before and after Christmas? Cause I'll go uber Christian for two weeks off.

I'm so used to looking forward to the Walking Dead and now the season is over... anyone else feel the same?

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah

Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,

Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of

People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee roth lights the menorrah,

So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,

Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.

Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,

Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew!

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock

Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!

[esus]

Put on your yalmulka, it's time for hanukkah,

The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. simpson-- not a jew!

But guess who is...hall of famer¡ºrod carew--(he converted!)

We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,

Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,

Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges.

So many jews are in show biz--

Tom cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]

Tell your friend veronica, it's time you celebrate hanukkah

I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,

If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy

Hanukkah¡­¡­. happy hanukka!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg

Happy Holidays to all. No matter what your beliefs are.

I just got starcraft 2 and during installation it said I should update my video/graphic card driver. So i went to the manufacturers site downloaded the most recent update and then ran it. apparently it is supposed to have updated it by running it. So now I'm just wondering how to check if it really updated?

I've been hearing alot about this Percy Jackson character lately and after a little research he is a book character. Here is the problem what books? Like I saw a series like Olympian or something, but then someone was going on about Hunger Games? Totally lost what books is this guy in? What is the deal with him? Who the flip is he?

Are there any books, other than the Flamel series in the HP extended universe?

I'm not talking about tax dollars or any of that. I mean to a person who wants some coverage how much will these plans cost? I've been searching the web a bit and thus far all I've heard is affordable.

I have read the Thrawn trilogy and I am just finishing up the Darth Bane series. So anyone know some more good titles?

Anyone remember this show? So I was sitting here at work, perusing the old yahoo question boards... What did you expect me to actually be working? Anyway, that show just popped into my head and I couldn't help, but think that old bitty must have been cursed or something. I mean, seriously everywhere she went people were getting bumped off.

Now the conspiracy... you think the sheriff... um Tom Bosley, whatever his name was, would have put two and two together and maybe pinned one on the crazy old bat. Seriously she just 'found' evidence against everyone else and no one questioned it. Theories that maybe she was some sort of serial killer?

Should we bomb the piss out of them if they do?

It would be a more legitimate reason to go to war than the other tripe we have made up to go into the middle east.

Got Dell Ispiron with XP. Worked fine for two years and about two weeks ago went through a spell of random shutdowns. Opened it up aired it out cleaned it up started and worked well for a week.

Then came home tried to start it and it would just sit at the opening screen that said Dell. So unplugged it plugged it back after a few minutes and it started.

Few days later random shutdowns occured again. Now the pc will try to start, but can't seem to boot all the way. Sometimes it makes it then shuts down immediately then tries to restart again.

Before the final blow there ran plenty of virus checks and what not so I don't think it is that. Changed out the power supply and that didn't work either. Any ideas?

I think I have Walter on everyone of my teams and all he does is ride the bench cause he is hurt. Is he really worth hanging on to?

I was thinking about dropping him to get Smith or Manningham from the NYG or Knox from Chi.

Right now the rumors are the Jaguars or the Rams. At first it seemed like a far off idea, but now it looks like it will happen sooner rather than later. Rumors say it might happen as soon as next year.

If it does happen should we call them the London Silly Nannies?

I have a LG VU and I want to download free games directly to my phone via data plan. Any good sites?

I know they are out there and I am trying to look for one that focuses on international relations/affairs or political science. Basically accredited schools.

Thus far I have only been able to find the George Bush School in Texas.

We cannot fix the economy, we cannot end or start wars, we pretty much cannot do anything. But can we united come together and demand that Pluto be reinstated as a planet?

I say now to write your national reps and demand that Pluto be reinstated as a planet!

And I can't help but wonder oh Willy McBride

Do all those who lie here know why they died

Did you really believe them when they told you the cause

Did you really believe that this war would end wars

Well the suffering, the sorrow, the glory, the shame

The killing and dying it was all done in vain

Oh Willy McBride it all happened again

And again, and again, and again, and again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY6Wo0xle0I

Listen. Seriously listen do not watch.

I'm asking is this war we are fighting worth it? My Grandpa WW2 Vet told me he fought so we wouldn't have to.Now I see friends and family going off to fight. It just seems to be dishonoring those who fought before us. I just want to see everyone come home safely to their friends and family.

I've been watching TAPS and Ghost Adventure (something like that) and I have been wondering where can a person go to visit a real haunted house. Not a tour, not a set meeting, or to pay a fee, but go wander visit at anytime? Really looking for a place in the Illinois region or surrounding states. Any Idea?