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? asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 1 decade ago

I want to protect myself and was wondering what type of gun(s) Jesus would carry if he were alive today?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    If you blaspheme Jesus you do so at your own peril

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Well, Jesus had a lot of people with armies out to get him. Jesus' carry gun would of been a Desert Eagle or Uzi (Israeli made). But since Jesus had some pretty large armies bearing down on him, he would of had a F/O call in Artillery or Air Strikes.

    Just sayin

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Probably a combat 12 gauge bro, since that's the most effective defensive weapon at close range. I don't think he would be a conceiled carry type of dude though, so he would just do the smart thing and avoid situations that one would need a "conceiled carry".

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Jesus is the son of God. He didn't need or want a gun.

    I am a mere mortal who was not put on this earth to die for others sins. My choice is a Glock .40 caliber with a 16 round capacity. Two to the body, one to the head.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus wouldn't carry guns

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jesus wouldn't carry a gun. Omnipresent beings don't need guns or badges.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Probably a pretty large calibre pistol. That would pretty much be the equivalent of the scourge he used to whip people out of the temple area when he caught them doing wrong.

    Or maybe he'd use a fine katana, since he recommended that his disciples carry swords with them.

    You have been told Jesus was a pacifist. You believed it but you believed a lie.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jesus wouldnt carry one because Jesus cant die

  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus was not in the business of protecting himself...so your question is silly.

  • 1 decade ago

    Probably a revolver. Jesus would want to keep it simple.

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