Need a laugh, come on LOL! What crazy things has your child(ren) done this week?

Some of my favorites from my recent facebook posts:

It seems M (6yog) and D (5yob) have added the word 'infest' to their vocabulary... and have a bit of trouble with distingishing the 'f' and 's' sounds. They had me worried there for a second. They were trying to deal with the "monster infest" in a video game... I was immediately curious at just what this cleared-by-big-brother-PG game had introduced them too.

I'm listening to the little ones setting a trap for us in their room. Their voices carry far too well for spy work.

If I can't get dressed without an audience I'm at least gonna start charging admission. I could play stripper music backwards while I put on all my clothes and get all the short people's Christmas money from grandma.

Oh glory... M (6yog) is in bed singing Feliz Navidad (badly) in what I suppose is her 'cool and jazzy' voice. My children need serious help.

You know your children were rowdy this evening when as they are picked up *Grandma* asks "Do they ever shut up?" LOL

I was babysitting this week, and the 7 year old girl i watch plopped down on the antique coffee table breaking it. She immediately started crying and saying "my mom is going to kill me!!, I am in so much trouble!!" I told her to calm down, asked her if she was alright (she was) and then she took off to find something to fix the table. She came back with Chapstick, which she thought was going to glue the table together-when that did not work she got some "nail hardening" nail polish, to fix it, when that did not work she resorted to gift wrap tape. She was crying and I was barely containing my laughter-i texted mom and told her what happened, and mom was not that mad-she was just more upset that her little girl did not follow the rules.

Mom pulled me aside and said she started laughing when she got my text on how she was fixing the table. I am glad I babysit for a mother with a good sense of humor.

My daughter (1st grade) had to read a book. The teacher suggested reading it twice to help them retain the information. While I was reading with my daughter, she asked me, "Can I just read each word twice?" I was laughing the rest of the day. (:

My son, named "John" (5th grade) was called to the office today and he was accused of letting the class gerbil loose. He broke down crying, while tearfully telling the principal that he did nothing of the sort, but the principal sent a note home that asked for a parent conference. When I went to the conference, the teacher came up and said, "John, what are you doing here? We had called Jon!" Jon happens to be another student in my son's class, so it turns out John (my son) was not guilty at all, and Jon (his classmate) is now in hot water. O.o

My daughter's 2 and she loves to sing. She sings in the car and makes up her own words to songs but we were in the living room one evening listening to music and I played Carrie Underwood who she listens to all the time and I couldn't stop laughing because first she sang a part of it perfectly and then I tried to join in with her and she held her hand up and said. "It's my turn." She's very honest lately.

2year old. Lost his puzzle piece so I told him he couldn't bring it to babysitter and he walked out saying oh my god just like it fit perfectly then he decided to play found it and chucked it across the room yelling here's the pie instead of piece