Biblically speaking, Would God be watching me and my spouse when we have sex?

Yes, but He certainly does not record video-clippings for circullation among the angels whose expertise is in aiding miracles.

God made a man and woman for procreation, so it is His work and of His hands. He has no need to watch because He already knows everything, even every hair on your head and every thought. Just enjoy what He has given you both. It is a joyful union and God approves! In case it still makes you feel uneasy, try not to think of anyone watching. He knows and there is no need to watch.

No it is strong truth that god never watch any thing you do becz he just kept a memory chip in your mind that every thing u do is recorded there when u died god just taken it test it and see ur paapa and punya then decided ur punishment. Be careful god doesnt see what u do but u watch what u do and record

Believing in god is a result of insecurities and an over active imagination. I mean, Do you hearyourself. Your weak youant find your own truth, you have to be lead.. Very Pimtive!

Yeah, God watches everything. Better make it tasteful.

Yep, he is watching. But, I don't think that he is getting into it.

IF he existed, he'd be a peeping Tom!

Of course, he's the original voyeur.

Yes.

If you want to believe that I guess he would be then..