Who is better Crosby or Ovechkin…or even better, who will win the Stanley Cup?

1) Do you take American Express?

2) My consulting fee for helping choose players for the 2010 US Olympic Team (and sonce they paid me more than $20K....Burkie owes me in your fantasy world)

3) Long story short................I banged his woman

1) Naughty YOU! Since you never brushed your teeth as a child, you now need root canal surgery. Waiting in the chair at the dentist office, Bobby Clarke walks in and explains that he is now a dentist. What do you do and or say next?

I say, what the hell am I doing in the dentist office? (I haven't been since HS)

2) Payday! You go into the bank to deposit your paycheck. When the teller gives you the receipt, the total balance in your checking account is WAY more than normal. You go home and check your account online, & discover that a $20,000 deposit was put into your account. When you click on the copy of the check that was deposited, you discover that it is a check from Brian Burke’s personal checking account & it is made payable to you. Tell me how this happened?

he found out my skills and I'm getting drafted at 31??

3) Your friend invites you to the local hockey arena because they opened a tavern inside that makes a killer hamburger. Even though the rink is closed, you can see somebody skating on the ice. Since this new pub is on the 3rd level, you can’t really make out his face. At one point the player stops, looks up at you, points at your face with one glove, and then flips you the bird with the other. You then realize that it’s your arch-nemesis, Tood Bertuzzi! Why did you flip you off?

My friend his is wife and her hand is in my lap.

1. Is this the first time a hockey player has been in a dentist office?

2. that regretable thing I did in the hotel room...

3. I vegan, it better be a veggie burger with soy cheese. Turd Bertuzzi is one of few hockey players I have no respect for. He lets his temper get to him (Moore times than not at least). As a player I have had some VERY agitating situations but I have never let my temper get off the hook. Accident or not, it happened. I would enjoy my vegan mushroom burger with soy cheese and extra tomatoes and pretend hes not there.

1. Actually, I just had a root canal 3 weeks ago. If Clarke said he is now a dentist I'd assume he's telling the truth and has had the training so I'd just let him fix the tooth. Then I'd ask him if he'd heard about the new Irish player on the Leafs, Perry O'Dontist.

2. I had evidence that he was going to sign Ghadafi.

3. He's upset because I always call him Tood.

A classic set of homes on too much caffine...

1.) I would prob make some stupid joke about how i felt safe seeing I was sure he had removed penty of teth in his life time...

2.) it is actually pay day for me.. and clearly even tho i have never played hockey in my life burke thinks I am the peace that can turn his team around..

3.) Because there was a hit out on me and he was told to

Sidney Crosby will win 5 Stanley Cups before Ovenchicken gets one or should I say he will never get atleast one Cup, unfortunely they will NEVER win the Stanley Cup having him on the team.

1. I'd tell him "Flyers suck!" and spray that water spraying thingy in his eyes before I ducked out.

2. I'd assume it was some payoff to stop making Dion Phaneuf "sloppy seconds" jokes....

3. I was eating HIS burger for after practice. That or I'd be wearing a Red Wings sweater with the name "Berpussi" on it. Either one would likely entice him to make hand gestures...

1. "go back to Philly"

2. it is a bribe to not hate on his team

3. who knows, but if there's one thing for sure, he's gonna end up face planting the ice when I get down there

Ovechkin. No doubt.