Spiritually speaking...?

KAL.....I am sorry, am laughing hysterically. So, your evil kitty is an atheist? BAWHAHAHA

I have bathed many cats in my days & donated lots of blood on the bathroom floor.

Hope this helps

My aunt owns a grooming shop. There are special tables and tools used for some cats. And there is a way to hold a domestic house cat with two hands and it can't get you with it's mouth or any of it's four feet. But then some one else has to do the washing part.

Simply answer: Fill the toilet with liquid soap. Throw the cat in and quickly put the toilet lid down. Stand on the lid, flush several times.

Make sure you're not standing between the toilet and the door when you lift the lid again.

Presto! Clean cat. (You can thank me later).

Wear long rubber gloves and give the cat a sedative beforehand.

You didn't need to bathe your cat, they bathe themselves.

Sacrifice the cat to Satan and you will be automatically healed.

There, I made your question 'spiritual' now.

Oh sure! I'l be right there!

*fills donor bag with red-tinted snake venom instead*

Here you go sweetheart <3 ^_^*

Hello.. :o)

You are in my heart and my prayers..

If you live in Lake Havasu City, AZ..I would be there for you right now...

In Jesus Most Precious Name..

With Love..In Christ.. :o)

((((((( HUGS )))))))

Edit: How are you doing today??

awwww, poor baby... My blood is toxic so i cant donate, but i would help you

chain mail works

hope your friend recovers and doesn't try such self-abuse again