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As a senior, is texting confusing for you?
If, so, here are a few ideas to help you get going.
SENIORS TEXTING CODE.....ATD..At The Doctors. BFF..Best Friend Fell. BTW..Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW..Forgot Where I Was. GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low. GHA..Got Heartburn Again. IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out. OMMR..On My Massage Recliner. OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up. TTYL..Talk To You Louder.
I stole this from my friend Joyce (hope she doesn't mind!) It was just too funny not to pass on.
Handypig, how in the heck could you get a TD for your answer??? I think you have a troll following you -- they really should get a life. . . . . oh, wait, you are their life!
After reading some of your answers (great ones), I have to admit I don't text and don't even know how. My grandson showed me how to text about 2 years ago and I haven't sent a text since then! However, I needed to post a question so that I could also post this Seniors Texting Code. This has been great fun -- thanks for all the wonderful answers!
20 Answers
- RandyLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
Now I don't text but that is really funny. It almost makes me want to text.
Maybe add a few more
IFTZMPU. . . I forgot to zip my pants up; IFTZMPD. . . I forgot to zip my pants down; GTCMD. . . Got to change my depends; CFMCITPL. . . Can't find my car in the parking lot; WAY. . . Who are you; DYRKS. . . Don't you remember Kate Smith; ICEWT. . . I can eat without Teeth; QWITV . . . Quick where is the viagra.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Thats too funny...and handypig isn't the only one who has a troll following him, every answer that I did in the last 1/2 hour has a TD, someones after my a$$ too.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I do not know how to Text Message and it is just as well because I would probably incur a huge bill if I did.
What ever I do I go big!lol
I leave all that to the younger generation and besides I cannot see the letters too darn small.
Source(s): Camille I am doing good to use the phone to call friends! - pansyblueLv 61 decade ago
Hey I can txt! I can put the names in my new cell phone. :) That's texting. Rght? But that's about the extent of mine. After I've had a few more cellphone upgrades, maybe I'll be able to text two letters at a time? ha
How come spell check thought I spelled 'texting' wrong? They don't have texting in their dictionary? lol
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I don't have a cell phone to text with but Joyce posted this on my facebook wall so I'm prepared for the day I do ... :)
- mswnanaLv 71 decade ago
HIFACRMB: Help, I've fallen and can't reach my beer.
This is one I saw and thought was really funny. Those are outrageously funny, and thanks for the laughs, (ROFL), but I do not text. My daughters taught me some of these, but I only use them on the computer.
Source(s): Me. - finaldxLv 71 decade ago
Thank you Janet (and Joyce). I emailed it to several friends, who are of the same vintage.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yes to me it looks like a secret language.
