Flavored Communion wafers. Blockbuster idea?

Please tell me you are not serious.

good 10 flavors of communion wafers: 10. Burning Bush Banana 9. Sinful Cinamon 8. mom Mary's Mint 7. Ponchas Pilate's Peanut 6. Babe-in-a-Manger's Butternut 5. sensible-adult adult males's Watermellon 4. Sacrificial Spearmint 3. Biblical Bing Cherry 2. Literal Lemon and the huge sort one communion wafer style is.................... a million. Holy Ghost Grape

Sounds like a great idea! I remember the 1st time I ate the wafer, it was so gross. I'm not christian so i don't usually go to church . Just weddings, funerals and that kind of stuff. My niece's 1st communion is coming up and I won't mind at all that i have to sit by myself while everyone else receives communion.Now if they were flavored, I might be tempted to sneek in line!

I'd go to church just for the wafers.

My girlfriend is always telling me she wants chocolate Jesus. This must be what she's talking about.

Yeah, but they'd have to be flavor-compatible with grape juice.

Also, maybe like vitamin waters in place of "our" Lord's blood? I think you're onto something here buddy...

steak flavored. added for realism.

Mmmm.. yes.