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How do you atheists deny this PROOF of sock demons?

Every laundry day, after two or three loads, ONE sock is always missing. EVERY TIME!! How does your "science" explain that? It can't, that's how! Therefore, the existence of sock demons living in my laundry room is irrefutable.

Sock Demons: 1

Science: 0

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  • 1 decade ago
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    We must worship the All-Powerful Sock Demons!!! :O

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Actually, I do disagree. I have proven the alternate sock universe theory. One sock (usually the left sock) is sucked through a tiny vortex into a universe of amputees. The inhabitants of this other universe worship a god that requires the sacrifice of your right foot. That's why they need your left sock.

    Source(s): The God in our universe requires your brain.
  • 1 decade ago

    Those damn sock demons!

  • 1 decade ago

    ...I now see the error of my ways.

    Sock Demons, you have my humblest, and most sarcastic, apology.

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