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A christian, a muslim and a jew...?

So, a christian, a muslim and a jew were walking in the desert, lost for quite some time and with almost no more food or water left.

Things were looking bad, so one of them says:

"Guys, it's starting to look as if we have no hope left, so i propose that we stop here and pray. The true god will come to the rescue of that person and save him."

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Anyone knows how the story ends?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The christian knocked them over the head, drank their blood and ate them. Then prayed to God thanking him for the bounty of body and blood, and rationalized it as God helping those who help themselves...

  • 1 decade ago

    You want a hypothetical ending to a hypothetical scenario? Well as a Muslim its not what I would say, I can tell you that much. I would say 'I will keep walking till I can no more, and when I can no more I pray God has mercy on my soul Insha Allah' we all got to die somewhere of something and the desert is fine by me, there are worse ways to go. God will or wont save any or all of them because no one but on one goes a second before or after their time.

    Peace, She said...

  • 1 decade ago

    I heard a joke like that once, but sorry, I don't remember the punch line. : ) I will tell you this, when I have need of something and I ask of the Lord Jesus Christ/God, My need is supplied. From various sources, and I only talk to God about it.

    To the poor little person that says God doesn't meet our physical needs today, then you don't know the living God that I serve! He is the same, yesterday, today, and forever. If we have the faith to believe, and trust in him, he will supply all of our needs, according to his riches in glory

  • 1 decade ago

    They probably died. God doesn't say he'll always save you from death, but spiritual death. But with God all things are possible, you never know who could have been out looking for them and found them...by helicopter, of coarse:)

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  • Ndio
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Either they all die or god saves one of them and is an arsehat for leaving two people to die in the desert.

  • 1 decade ago

    They all have the same G-d just different prophets and ideals. G-d says he does not discriminate to jews, muslims, or gentiles.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The Christian survives because the Muslims and Jew will not eat long pig.

  • Kate
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Yes. They die in the desert. God is not intervening in physical matters today. The Christian should have studied the Bible and know that.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    They either all live or all die. They believe in the same god.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Why didnt they walk into a bar?

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