Does anyone have any ideas?

I'd be more careful what kind of trash you allow in or around your house. :-)

You could make a replica of the Kostnice Bone Church. Of course that would be a shameful waste of hydrochloric acid.

I use liberals to discharge the static in heavy equipment. Just stick their heads in near the capacitors.

You can also use them for rat repellant, fertillizer (as a substitute for steer manure), and you can tie them to the tree in the front yard to scare away gangs.

Good luck. Peace

Liberals serve as excellent "bad examples".

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Yes, you could change the channel occasionally so that you are not continually fed bizarre ideas about what liberals "really" mean.

Does your house enjoy clean water? Does your house contain meat that has been inspected? Does your house contain clean air? You enjoy what a totally free market would have denied you.

You could try emulating their behavior and intelligence, but then that would require intelligence on YOUR part, and obviously, you don't have any.

Stay classy.

aren't liberals "supposed" to be the lazy ones according you you guys? can't even do your own housework...