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Atheists: I slipped on a banana, now I believe in Jesus?
I slipped and fell and then while I was down there I thought hey maybe this is all totes the worst and instead of like believing in rationality and whatever and having a negative world view I guess I just kinda thought hey I'm gonna die someday and it's really scary, what about if instead of thinking it ends when I die I just believe in like, I dunno some dead dude or something
and then it hit me
another banana
straight up some dude chucked the banana at me, I gotta tell you those things really are the atheist's nightmare
5 Answers
- 1 decade ago
There was a young lady named Hannah
Who slipped on a peel of banana.
More stars she espied
As she lay on her side
Than are found in the Star Spangled Banner!
- ?Lv 51 decade ago
Why did we both just ask questions that have to do with religion and bananas? I'm slightly freaked out.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Are you in a Mario Kart world?
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