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Has anyone heard the story handed to all young Scottish brides?
It is called, anything can happen before you wed and in bed.
Wee Hughie And His Girlfriend
Wee Hughie adored and loved his girlfriend, Lorraine, to whom he was engaged to be married. Wedding plans were well underway and he was looking forward to spending the rest of his lfe with Lorraine.
However, a beutiful young lady, called Clearly, came to work in his glen and they found that they got on together very well and as time went by, Wee Hughie realised that he was in love with Clearly and that the Love was reciprocated.
Being a gentleman he decided that as he had promised to marry Lorraine he would do so and steadily removed himself from his other relationship.
One day, he and Lorraine were walking along the banks of the River Tay. As they walked, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river and was swept away and drowned.
He stood on the bank for a few minutes feeling very sad before walking away singing happily.
And this is what he sang.
"I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone"
9 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I love puns and this one is worthy of my favorite comic strip, Pearls Before Swine. Even when you see 'em coming, they are great when done right, and this one was. Brava, Suzie s!
Source(s): Rat, star of PB4S - mydearsieLv 71 decade ago
Cute. I love puns and this one is a first for me.
I like the one from "Young Frankenstein":
"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"
(From Chattanooga Choo Choo)
- I ammeLv 61 decade ago
Lovely. I love puns and this will be copied and pasted in an email to my sons. I hope this isn't too chatty.
Source(s): They say puns are the lowst form of humor, in that case I am the white trash of comedy ;0) - How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- Maid AngelaLv 71 decade ago
I think I have found out why you can't sleep very well Suzie. It is feeling guilty for putting such terrible jokes on the this site
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dante Alighieri.
Dante Alighieri who?
I'll be Dante Alighieri in a taxi, honey, please be ready about half past eight.
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
We've missed you, dear Suzie, and your delightful stories. Hope you are feeling better now. Welcome back!