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LJ
Lv 5
LJ asked in SportsHockey · 10 years ago

If you had to change your name, and it had to be a Hockey player's name?

Let's just say you were witness to a horrendous crime and you were placed in the witness protection program. You had to chose a new name to live your life under, but it has to be a former/ current professional hockey player's name. (Note it doesn't have to be just NHL)...What would your new name be, and why.

BQ: Do you have any idea?

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  • 10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    HANDS DOWN.

    Jonathan Cheechoo.

    Or

    Jordin Tootoo.

  • Snid
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Chris Osgood. Like my real name, Chris can be a man or a woman's name. I like the hockey player (or probably former hockey player), Chris Osgood. he doesn't get a lot of respect and at work, neither do I. Perfect fit. You'd think I'd take Sidney Crosby, right? My name is Sidney. Nope. No way. No how. Never.

    BQ Do I have any idea? If I do, I am always a day late and a dollar short.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Alex Goligoski

    Source(s): hockey player
  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Wacey Rabbit

    It's an awesome hockey name

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  • 10 years ago

    Steven Stamkos because Steven can be confused with many names like Stephen, steve ect. So that is why i would chose Steven and i would chose stamkos because There may seem like there are few people nwith that name but there are many more than you think so i can blend in with the name stamkos. Also my favourite player is Steven Stamkos, so that is what i would change my name to.

    Source(s): Me and my nhl knowledge, and my intelect
  • ?
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    Bob Probert, because Chuck Norris fears Bob Probert.

  • 10 years ago

    Cal Clutterbuck.

    BQ: No clue.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I've always liked Johnny Boychuk's last name. I would say Thomas, (you know, the goalie) but that's my stepdad's last name, so if I really wanted it I'd just tell him to adopt me. lol.

    BQ: Specify?

  • Pens69
    Lv 4
    10 years ago

    Mario Lemieux.

    Type in le mieux here: http://translate.google.com/ and you'll see. And then there's the Mario from video games and therefore Super Mario.

    BQ: No idea.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    10 years ago

    Joe Sakic, great player and not too strange of a name to take on.

    BQ: none whatsoever.

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