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Why does a guy check when he wakes up?

For the guys out there only... why do "you" put your hand down your pants before you even get out of bed? (Not trying to be funny here, I'm serious and want to understand.)

It seems to me that if Lorena Bobbitt attacked you, you would know.

I'm pretty sure that us women don't think or check - how is it going to go, especially without our knowledge?

Again, I'm serious here, and appreciate your feedback; thank you.

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  • RS
    Lv 4
    10 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    I don't think I do this. However, if I have morning wood which is common, I may need to make an adjustment if necessary. This would not require putting my hand down my pants though. Either way, I'm not checking to see if it's still there, I'm simply adjusting my junk for comfort reasons.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    10 years ago

    Every guy gets morning wood.

  • 10 years ago

    It's not that we are checking to see if it is still there, we are simply adjusting our morning erection.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I don't do that but I think they wanna know if they wokecup with an erection

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    I like to jerk it before I get up.

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