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There are new discoveries of sub atomic behavior particles which have direct bearin on religions.?
A questions about these new particles was just deleted for no reason. And yet these discoveries have profound impacts on society in general and religion in particular.
The Bozoarians.
We need to find a way to prevent air pollution from increasing the hole in the bozone layer of the upper atmosphere. Ambient stupon radiation is reaching us in higher and higher levels as the bozone layer thins. This insidious sub-atomic behavior particle, the stupon, is wreaking havoc. Encountering a field of stupon radiation may make smart people act stupid occasionally, but some humans are stupon emitters. If two or more stupon emitters are in proximity (like on freeways or at political rallies), the colliding stupon particles form a dangerous isotope known as the moron.
Sadly, as more and more morons are produced, they increase the atmospheric disturbances that threaten the protective layer of the sky known as the bozone layer, accelerating the cycle. If something isn't done soon, all of us turning into clowns will be the least of our worries.
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- thom tLv 610 years agoFavorite Answer
THe converse of "more morons" must be "less lessons", but "less lessons" would tend to produce "more morons".
THe question is: are 3 morons more intelligent or less intelligent than one moron?
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Speaking of clowns, the reason cannibals don't eat them is: they taste FUNNY!
Edit: Scully, be prepared for many men willing to give you theirs!
Source(s): Barbecue source. - Anonymous10 years ago
It's scary stuff. I've been working on a solution in my garden shed. I have discovered if you combine small particles of vuishque 10% with 15% cereshuite with 70% CM2 and 5% JC you can obtain a millewer of quosnuevon. When this solution when released into the atmosphere at 911 mph it can unsettle the moorons and leave the way clear for pro greese. I am in the process of patenting this product now, it stands me in a position to be more wealthy the Bill Gates.
Ps I am looking for a wife. Any offers?
- Anonymous10 years ago
We should start with closing the border.
- 10 years ago
can i assume you think science is stupid?
stupon particles, isotope known as the moron, turning into clowns ?
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- 10 years ago
i'm guessing that this is one of the 'legitimate theological questions' you were whining about? a silly cut & paste from some joke site?
- Anonymous10 years ago
God Bless you friend....god bless you.
Source(s): I am truly in your debt.
