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How is this for a church sign: "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him."?

Occasionally the pastors who put up church signs have an insight or two to share.

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  • 10 years ago
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    its funny to me that some people think the sign is actually encouraging texting and driving.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Are you trying to raise the number of christians or the number of car accidents?

    The LAST thing anyone should do is encourage someone to text and drive.

  • 10 years ago

    I see that sign almost everywhere. I saw it in at least 6 churches so far.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Spot on

    You might want to add "quick/soon/in a hurry" after HIM

    Otherwise perfect

    Peace

    Source(s): In a gentle way, you can shake the world.
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  • 10 years ago

    That's not bad.

    I saw a sign that said Do you think it's hot?

  • 10 years ago

    If your plan is to raise the number of accidents, then go for it.

  • 10 years ago

    Good

  • 10 years ago

    I saw that the other day. LOVE it.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    that is funny in a morbid way

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    MORMONS SPY RIGHT HERE!

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