Horoscope users: Does THIS describe YOU? (LOL)?

I'm an Aquarian, and yeah in many ways the description of me is "right on!"

I especially loved this part and laughed out loud: "Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast."

Thanks!

Sagittarius

Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiderswith their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in themiddle of the night with the lights out. They would soonersustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way.Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and totalstrangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly everySagittarian was born into the wrong gender. Sagittarians areloud and have no social graces. They seek to offend. Sagittariansusually have nicknames like Thunderpooper or Vomitus Maximus. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. This is unfortunatesince adults usually hate them. However, Sagittarians makeexcellent circus freaks and vagrants. Sagittarians use interpretivedance to describe philosophical concepts. Buttons and bumperstickers with rude sayings on them are a trademark of theSagittarian. They throw food at expensive restaurants and asklots of questions in the middle of church. Don't ever bring aSagittarius home to meet your parents. He or she will tie up yourmother and pants your dad. Famous Sagittarians include the GeoMetro. The holiday during which the sun is in Sagittarius isThanksgiving. This is highly appropriate since everyone eats untilthey're sick and passes out while a bunch of cross-dressers andhuge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York,the most Sagittarian town in the universe. The Shriners drivingaround in the tiny little cars are a very Sagittarian image. Evenmore so if there's a ridiculously busty woman stuffed into thecar as well. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna thanMadonna. Men can pull off sequins, and women can pull offconstruction helmets. The Sagittarius is incapable of being unhip.

Lol.. bet the person behind diz wll be a sag.. :D

Aquarius

The Aquarius loves a party. Anytime, anywhere is their motto. It is not unlikely that an Aquarius will consider a wake a good place to meet chicks. Aquarians tend to be nostalgic about the 1960s because that was the last time they could be naked in public and get away with it. Aquarians love to be naked. It is even better if they are naked and crocked. 97.4% of the Night Train consumed in the past thirty years has been consumed by Aquarians. Almost every Aquarian will claim to have seen Jerry Garcia's image in their Froot Loops at least once. Froot Loops is a very Aquarian cereal. So is Rice Krispies, since it will engage in a friendly chat with the Aquarian as he or she is eating breakfast. Count Chocula is off-limits, however. It belongs to the Scorpios. Aquarians are the only people in the zodiac who can play volleyball with themselves. And they frequently do. Aquarians use the phrase "Dude, man..." frequently when describing philosophical concepts. Aquarians have out-of-body experiences on a daily basis. If you are talking to an Aquarian and he or she zones out, consider the conversation hopeless. He or she is talking to the guy three feet away from you. Aquarians are fun because they channel people. Plus, if you tell them to, they will run around naked. Aquarians like astronomy because they've been to all those places. If you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius. They can also walk on water if they try really really hard. This usually happens in the bathtub. Aquarians can allow themselves every possible vice on the planet, and don't think twice about it. That is why they piss everyone else off. They are cosmically entitled to do this. Most rock stars are Aquarians.

Lol, Froop loops is a very Aquarian cereal..love it.

Sagittarians are born adventurers. They like smashing spiders with their bare hands and trying to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night with the lights out. They would sooner sustain crippling injury than do anything the easy way. Sagittarians love to entertain their friends, family, and total strangers. This often includes transvesticism. Nearly every Sagittarian was born into the wrong gender. while a bunch of cross-dressers and huge inflatable things wander through the streets of New York, the most Sagittarian town in the universe. A Sagittarius is always a better Madonna than Madonna.

Love this funniest thing I've read all day, Doesn't offend me one bit lol funny stuff Proud to be a Sag :)

Ones that suit me:

Pisceans claim to love the stars, but the only constellation they can find is the Big Dipper.

You have no sense of direction. The people you find going in reverse at 70 m.p.h. on the expressway are usually Pisceans. Pisceans are most likely to die by falling out of a window or getting run over by a truck.

Don't be fooled, however; many Pisceans can surprise you by kicking your *** and the asses of your four imaginary friends.

It wouldn't matter what linguistic devices Pisceans use to describe philosophical concepts because they aren't positive they know what they're talking about anyway. Pisceans say far too much and do whatever the hell they want.

"You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon."

~ I've done this! Haha! I pour it out of the bag on ice cream too.

"Your number-one grudge is about never having been abducted by aliens, or being the victim of a government conspiracy."

~ I stand on the balcony at night and yell, "Why won't you aliens abduct me already!!" Same for the government conspiracy.

"It is hard for you to accept that Star Trek is fiction, and you are not a Borg leader."

~ I'm not a Borg leader!?!?!?! *cries* :(

"It's no wonder that Halloween falls smack in the middle of the Scorpio range. This is the only time of year when fake hauntings, sugar-induced hysteria, and impersonating Dr. Who won't get you arrested."

~ Haha, halloween is my favorite holiday. I love it. I'm totally going to impersonate Dr. Who this year.

"If you want to find out if someone is a Scorpio, ask them a pertinent question. Five minutes of silence later, the answer will be "I'm sorry, what?"

~ I do this all the time!

Scorpio

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Cancerians only get dressed because they have to, and their fashion sense can only be described as "erratic."

true. due to being too moody one day dressing like a homeless and other day super slick.

Likewise, you can stretch one pair of underwear out for almost a month.

just a month? you are direly underestimating us now.

You maintain your questionable health through a steady diet of Ho-Ho's and beer.

bullseye.

If you think someone is screwing you, you're probably right. The most entertaining thing about this is that you like it. You strive to be a doormat.

i am actually a bdsm porn actor. yes mistress. i'm your slut mistress.

However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time. This is why they are never invited to parties.

cancerians who focus on this ability receives the darth vader choke attack later.

It's funny because most of it describes me. I do get upset over animals being mistreated. It's not that I care more about animals the way it implied. I think animals don't have as much control over what happens to them. I don't talk much either. I don't like talking on and on, or people who do. So they're wrong about that part. Most of the rest is right.

Pisces

LOL xD Sorta true... I mean I am a stubborn, smart Capricorn but Donald Trump?? A book of law?? EWWWW I'm creative, not a super nerd! xD It's nice to know I will survive an apocalypse ^_^

Not at all lol. I'm so lazy and sloppy. I have like a pile of dirty clothes all over my room that I haven't picked up in so long lol. I'm a Virgo.. I am really critical though.