Predictions for the upcoming season?

East

1. Washington

2. Boston

3. New Jersey

4. Buffalo

5. Pittsburgh

6. New York Rangers

7. Tampa Bay

8. Montreal

9. Philadelphia

10. Toronto

11. Winnipeg

12. Carolina

13. New York Islanders

14. Florida

15.Ottawa

West

1. Vancouver

2. LA Kings

3. Detroit

4. San Jose

5. Nashville

6. Chicago

7. Anaheim

8. Calgary

9. Minnesota

10. Dallas

11. St. Louis

12. phoenix

13. Columbus

14. Edmonton

15. Colorado

Playoffs

Washington (4W) beat Montreal (3W)

Boston (4W) beat Tampa Bay (2W)

New York Rangers (4W) beat New Jersey (2W)

Buffalo (4W) beat Pittsburgh (2W)

Calgary (4W) beat Vancouver (3W)

LA Kings (4W) beat Anaheim (3W)

Chicago (4W) beat Detroit (2W)

Nashville (4W) beat San Jose (1W)

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New York Rangers (4W) beat Washington (2W)

Buffalo (4W) beat Boston (3W)

LA Kings (4W) beat Calgary (1W)

Nashville (4W) beat Chicago (2W)

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Buffalo (4W) beat New York Rangers (2W)

LA Kings (4W) beat Nashville (3W)

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LA Kings (4W) beat Buffalo (2W)

Hart trophy- Alexander Ovechkin

Art ross- Alexander Ovechkin (113 points 53 goals 60 assit)

Maurice richard- Steven Stamkos (54 goals)

Vezina- Pekka Rinne

Norris- Drew Doughty

Bruins absolutely DO NOT repeat.

Gaborik breaks out for 80 points.

Selanee cracks the 60 point mark.

Islanders make the 8th playoff spot.

Stars miss the playoffs.

Lidstrom ties Mr Orr with 8 Norris Trophies

Ovechkin wins the Rocket Richard Trophy

Stamkos wins Hart

Rinne wins Vezina

Landeskog wins Calder

Tortorella wins Jack Adams

Stanley Cup Champion= Vancouver

Flyers miss the playoffs.

ESPN continues not to give two shits about the NHL.

Crosby doesn't reutrn until late into he season, scores twenty goals, and everyone says "only 20? He sucks!"

Buffalo is eliminated in the first round, and all the Sabres fans say "whatever, we'll win the cup next year!"

Calgary does as expected-terrible.

And finally, the Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley cup. (jinx jinx jinx)

My apologies, I havent trolled in days. Here's my real predictions:

Washington wins the Presidents.

Crosby doesn't return until late into the season and still ranks in the top 15 in the league for scoring.

Ovechkin ranks #1.

The Colorado Avalanche sneaks in to the 8th seed.

Buffalo makes it to the third round.

Ovenchkin will be rebound and have a 50-55 goal season coupled with 110 pts

Crosby will return in January

The leafs will make the playoffs for the first time since 03-04'

Boston will fail to make the playoffs

Bruins will not defend their title

Capitals will be even better than last year

Canucks will be amazing once they have their line-up figured out

Very contreversal calls will be made

The refs will continue to become more and more bias

Chicgo will do very bad during the reg. season and not make the playoffs

Avalanches will make a surprising comeback and be a very strong team

TB Lighting will also be a very strong team in the reg. season and the playoffs.

Buffalo will make a good comeback

For this season, EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!!!!

BOLD PREDICTIONS...

1) The Minnesota Wild will win their division and get home ice.

2) Sidney Crosby scores less than 20 goals this year.

3) Drew Doughty will win the hart trophy.

4) Henrik Sedin has season ending injury.

5) Nick Leddy has breakout year.

6) Dany Heatley scores 40 goals.

-Connolly will play less then 50 games.

-Canadiens will miss the playoffs

-Devils win their division by 1 point

-kings make it WCF

-Brad Richards gets a concussion 30(give or take a couple) games in.

-Avery has a suspension free season

-Panthers finish 10th in east.

-Leafs miss playoffs by 3 points

-Canucks get KO'd first round in an embarassing fashion.

-Bruins make it to ECF but lost.

-Caps lose to lighhning is first round.

-Blackhawks finish top 4 at end of season.

- Ottawa will be the worse team in the entire league by far.

-Vokoun will be found to have strong ties to the Czech mob and is deported, leaving starting position to Neuvy and Holtby as backup.

-Semin actually plays like he gives a flying pronger.

-Green will buy Vespa's for everybody! (does not come with matching moccasin slippers)

-People will actually realized Czechs with mullets who wear depends shouldn't be in the NHL...much less in prison jumpsuit orange.

-Matt Hendricks becomes our secret shootout weapon and helps us go 82-0.

As you can see I wasn't being serious. At all.

Kessel will break out

Bruins will not defend their title

Stamkos will lead the league in scoring

Landeskog will be named rookie of the year

Leafs will make the playoffs

Philidelphia will not make the playoffs

Jeff Carter won't be as good as they hoped in Columbus

Winnipeg will finish last in the East

LA will win the Pacific division

Red wings will win the Stanley Cup